My Cosmic Questions To The Void

Jul 25
Huzzah!!

Huzzah!!

Jul 24
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Jul 24
3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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Jul 20

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

Jul 20

supernovaqirl:

So last night my boyfriend was coming over but usually he doesn’t get off until 1130 and I texted him around 11 just incase we were gunna go somewhere asking if I should get into pjs or not.
When I went outside to look at the moon this fool was standing outside with a fucking pizza.
He ended up spending the night and we listened to music and ate pizza and talked until five am again.
You guys.
This is what dreams are made of.
Holy fuck.

Jul 20
tastefullyoffensive:

Watch dog. [bizarrocomics]
Jul 20

hils79:

Howard Stark Appreciation Post.

Okay, so apparently I have a lot of Howard Stark feelings which I didn’t really realise until I saw this post.

Howard gets a lot of hatred from MCU fans because of the way he treated Tony when Tony was a kid. And, you know, I get it. I really do.

But what I find interesting is how Howard went from being the pretty decent guy we see in Captain America to the shitty dad we hear Tony describe in Iron Man 2.

I was talking about this recently with caedesdeo while we were watching Captain America and we had some thoughts.

First thing to consider is that Howard likely had Tony when he was older. Let’s say he was in his 20s during Captain America. In Iron Man 2 we see Howard giving his World of Tomorrow talk for the 1974 expo where we see a young Tony interrupting. Howard would be in his 50s by then and Tony, judging by how he looks was probably born some time in the 1960s when Howard would have been in his 40s. 

Couple that with the fact that in Iron Man Tony explains to Christine that his father worked on the Manhattan Project that means that by the end of the war not only had Howard lost Steve but he’d also Seen Some Shit. I don’t consider Steve and Howard to have been particularly close friends but look at the broken look on Howard’s face in that last gift. That is the look of a man who has witnessed the devastating destruction of a weapon he helped create coupled with the fact that the one thing he helped create that was a source of good (Steve) was lost before the war ended. 

Long story short the war fucked up Howard more than we will ever know. He still tried, though. He founded SHIELD with Peggy to try and be a source for good but he was pretty much devoted to making weapons from that point forward. 

Now, this is just my fan theory, but after what happened with Steve I wonder if Howard was worried about ruining something else that he helped create which is why he kept Tony at a distance. He can’t fuck Tony up if Tony isn’t around to be fucked up.

It’s just a shame that keeping Tony at a distance fucked him up anyway.

But, yeah, I have a lot of Howard Stark feelings. 

Jul 20